The Vibrant Year is a nervous system safe business mentorship for healers where the more vibrant life you life, the more money you make.
Where getting richer goes hand in hand with living a more VIBRANT life, one where you move through life like your body is your favorite home to live in and your long term relationship still turns you on daily.
This is where vision boards go to retire... because your reality starts to outshine them.
The Vibrant Year is your next multi-dimensional mentorship experience for nervous system safe scaling, self-trust-soaked strategy, and days that taste like VIBRANT freedom.
Built for the healer, transformational leader, mentor, facilitator, guide, or spiritual entrepreneur who’s done with backend chaos, an overbooked calendar, and resenting the same clients they once called in—you're ready for multiple payment notifications coming through on a casual Tuesday as you do your morning cacao ceremony & card pull. You're ready and excited for the world to experience your medicine... without it requiring so much of your time.
Ya know... The kind of soul-expanding mentorship that gets you off the content hamster wheel, ditches the duct-tape backend systems that need to be fixed every 5 seconds, and stops the cycle of constant launching just to prove you're "doing enough?"
The same kind of mastermind that melts hustle off your calendar, deepens intimacy in your relationships, and upgrades your leadership to have everyone around you saying "How TF do you do it all with so much joy?" levels.
Yeah... that's The Vibrant Year.
We do things differently here. You’re not here to burn out while serving the world. You’re here to ENJOY the self replenishing ecosystem you’ve built.
We're saying BYE-Felicia to:
- Preaching rest… then booking 3 extra calls the one week you said you’d take off
- Attracting "soul clients"—then shape-shifting your whole calendar to soothe their codependency & accommodate their chaos and lack of committment
- Being the only one who gets how your biz runs (hello, pressure cooker without team support!)
- Launch cycles that leave you feeling fried, frazzled, and wanting to go off-grid forever
- Being in errybody’s DMs 24/7 to hit your income goals bc someone said it's the only way
- That "itchy" sense that you’re outgrowing your own offers but don’t have the time/space or strategic & intuitive business partner to evolve them
- Feeling like you need to justify your pricing by doing more, more, more
All of the above? No thank you. We don’t do spaghetti strategies, martyr models, or over-delivering to the point of burnout as ‘proof of value’ here. ✌🏼
It’s time to lead from overflow, automate with intention, and grow into the truest, most turned-on, confident, self-trust-filled version of your CEO self.
THIS IS YOUR
Vibrant Alchemist ERA
Aka the one where your business keeps growing with daily payment notifications while you nap, go on sexy dates, frequent international travel to your dream destinations, hire the private chef and decide that every Wednesday is now officially a spa day.
Who is a Vibrant Alchemist?
(aka the humans The Vibrant Year was tailor-made for 🧚🏼♀️)
A Vibrant Alchemist isn’t chasing “balance”—they’re building a life where everything they love gets to live in the same room: the million-dollar business, the midday orgasms, the seductive spreadsheets, and the relationship that still feels giddy to wake up next to.
You're the kind of leader who wants to…
- Can close a $60K client, spiral into full-body giggles, and be naked in the ocean before 10am.
- Map out million-dollar offers in your Notes app while ordering tea (& have it sell within the hour.)
- Call in 5-figures cash while on a plane, off grid, and cuddling your pets and babies on the couch soaking up a life so intentionally designed.
- Question everything society said you’d have to sacrifice to have “success.”
- Keep your wildly ambitious heart—but refuses to give up your grounded nervous system, health, or relationships to prove it.
You move FAST when your body says yes. “Should” doesn’t boss a Vibrant Alchemist around. You're in your vibrant-year-era of self-trust-soaked expansion, and you're not here for half-hearted, burn-it-down every other month energy anymore.
The Vibrant Alchemist is here to have it all—and be healthy + present enough to enjoy it.
This isn’t just success. It’s joy-drunk, bank-account-bumpin, full-body fck yes – freedom.
Hear it straight from the Vibrant Alchemists themselves:
🦋 Crystle’s Story: From Burnt Out Bodyworker to Confident Reiki Medicine Woman
When Crystle joined The Vibrant Year, she was coming out of a breakup, healing from back surgery, and questioning if she should walk away from her business altogether.
“I was terrified to show my face online. Asking for sales made me want to crawl into a hole. I was exhausted, unsure, and starting to believe maybe I wasn’t cut out for this.”
After a year inside the mastermind?
✨ She’s now confidently charging double her original rates
✨ Hosting retreats + ceremonies for over 30 people with international guests and co-hosts
✨ Launching her PRISM Method certification program teaching others how to skip decades of trial & error when it comes to making great income as a bodyworker
✨ Building a team and mentoring other healers
✨ Running "easy" weekend sales that regularly cross $2K+ with joy (including sales for her team!)
✨ Saying YES to travel, visibility, and way more rest — without feeling guilty
✨ Most of all? She fully embodies her identity as the Reiki Medicine Woman
“I thought I needed more certifications. What I really needed was someone to show me how much wisdom I already carry. That was Mariah. She believed in me until I could believe in myself.”
Crystle didn’t just make more money. She made different decisions. Aligned ones.
She stopped people-pleasing and started teaching.
Stopped undercharging and started leading.
Stopped shrinking and started singing (literally) into her stories.
“This isn’t just business coaching. This is becoming the version of me I always knew I could be — faster, easier, and with way more support than I could’ve done on my own.”
She used to ask: “Can I really do this?”
Now she says: “Let’s do the damn thing.”
🌶 Shilpa’s Story: From Shame-Fueled Burnout to Grounded, Magnetic Leadership
When Shilpa entered The Vibrant Year, she was tired of surface-level mentorship. Despite investing big in multiple coaches, she was still trapped in a spiral of overthinking, inconsistent income, and "what's wrong with me?" energy.
“I was chasing quick fixes, hopping from mentor to mentor, constantly doubting myself. I didn’t realize how much shame was running my business until everything crashed.”
Then rebuilding her business' foundation began — the grounded way.
✨ She had her biggest cash launch that year ($20K+), selling with soul and strategy in a more confident easeful way than she had previously
✨ Raised her prices (multiple times), owned her worth, and created boundaries around access to her live energy
✨ Started selling passively — waking up to Stripe notifications from strangers she'd never even had a DM conversation with
✨ Shifted from proving and over-sharing her personal life online to being more present offline with her daughter + husband
✨ Went from the “start-stop spiral” to consistent momentum rooted in deep self-trust
✨ Released massive shame around herb body, money and business, built a real foundation, feeling more safe than ever being seen
“Before this container, I didn’t think I could be this devoted. I thought consistency was impossible for someone like me. Now? There’s no Plan B. I’m all in.”
Shilpa used to spiral after rejection. Now she posts powerfully in the midst of life-lifing and keeps moving.
She used to people-please in her offers. Now she builds intentional funnels that protect her energy.
She used to crave validation from mentors, peers and clients. Now she creates her own inner belief & momentum without permission — because she believes in herself.
“This space is more intimate and hands-on than any 1:1 I’ve ever done. You don’t just get a mentor. You get someone who knows your business, your heart, your vision — and actually helps you bring it to life.”
This is mentorship that’s both deeply strategic and radically human.
And Shilpa? She’s just getting started.
The VIBRANT YEAR Way
(aka how we turn your biz into your bestie)
Trust me—we’ve perfected the process most people can’t even describe. Here's the rhythm we move through:
PHASE 1: Identity Devotion
We unhook your business from urgency-soaked strategy, over-responsibility, and proving energy. What’s no longer true = that you have to hustle, hold it all, or be "on" 24/7 to receive fat stacks of income every single day—that mindset doesn’t get to lead anymore.
PHASE 2: Energetic + Strategic Infrastructure
We trade a duct taped, overstuffed offer suite for a potent AF signature offer structured around your real-life capacity—not fantasy timelines. Your backend becomes a nervous-system safe sanctuary for clarity, capacity, and cash flow—not another source of overstimulation. No more broken checkout links five minutes before a launch, automations that silently drop the ball which = lost trust, lost sales, and confused potential clients who assume you flaked—not your tech, or getting DMs from someone who paid but never got access because your systems were stitched together with hope and a Google doc. Just clean, confident business structure that actually feels not just light, but nurturing to hold.
PHASE 3: Overflow Automations
We don’t scale what’s misaligned—we simplify, refine, and automate what’s already oozing with your talent & genius. Offers, content, pricing, and systems are all streamlined for seduction and decades-long sustainability. Your backend becomes a portal for protected energy and passive income—so your signature work flows to the masses while you rest, play, or twerk to Doja Cat’s “Best Friend” which, let’s be honest is your funnel now, of course 🍑
PHASE 4: Lead From Pleasure, Not Proving
You stabilize more than just systems in The Vibrant Year—you stabilize yourself. We build your capacity to lead with clarity, confidence & freedom instead of micromanaging. We set boundaries that protect your magic AND your client’s results. We deepen the life around your business (aka intimate relationships + energetic + physical health) so your next level doesn’t require abandoning yourself to hold it and keep expanding even more. Upper limit, who? 😏
PHASE 5: Embodied Overflow
This is where those dreams your family says are cRaZy, become your daily reality. More play. More pleasure. More permission to let your next season be softer, louder, weirder, freer—exactly what your body is asking for in that season. Your vision board? Retired. Because now, your reality moves faster than you can get your manifestations on paper.
This is a self-trust-soaked revolution—where pleasure is the strategy, overflow is inevitable, and your desires stop flirting with you and finally move in while putting a “I ain’t going nowhere” forever ring on it. 💍
I'm ready to apply!THE GOODS — aka WHAT’S INSIDE
At this point you might be wondering… Is Mariah inside my brain?
Honestly? A little bit. I’ve mentored entrepreneurs through every flavor of burnout, backend chaos, and beautiful-but-unsustainable growth. I know exactly what you need—and exactly what needs to be drop-kicked into the toilet.
Here’s what’s inside The Vibrant Year (aka your next move to overflow with zero overgiving):
🔥 2+ Live Group Calls Per Month – Strategic support & real-time intuitive coaching, we usually have up to 4 calls/month ($3,552/mo value)
💬 Private Telegram Mastermind – High-level conversation & rapid breakthroughs with the supportive, energetic community of vibrant alchemists + Mariah Tu-Fri ($3,333/mo value)
🌍 3x In-Person Mastermind Day Adventures/yr – Deep-dive implementation, collaborations, embodiment, adventures & rejuvenating experiences ($15,000+ value)
📚 Complete Course Library Access – Every program I’ve created to help you grow faster while staying in harmony on social media, visibility, nervous system leadership, pricing, offers, backend refinement, pleasure, health, energetic hygiene & more ($15,000+ value)
🧠 Rapid Identity Reset Library – personalized EFT & energetic shifts for instant business upgrades ($4,800/mo value)
👩🎨 Custom Monthly Design Project – Done-for-you branding & assets ($5,555/mo value)
💡 Monthly Content Audits – My eyes on your sales pages, email sequences & content ($5,000/mo value)
Total Value: $52,240
Only $20k PIF or $1,777/mo financed only for the next 3 to enroll before the investment rises to $2,222/mo or $25k/yr.
Inside this New Dimension, you're about to:
- Wave goodbye to launch-induced panic spirals (and finally log off without your business or your mental health falling apart)
- Get on a first-name basis with $30K months, recurring revenue, and clients upgrading daily + adding another year to their contract 6+ months in advance
- Become a master at self-trust-fueled strategy—and watch your business scale without sacrificing your schedule, intimate relationships, health, sleep or sanity
Meet MARIAH:
After riding the income rollercoaster for years—burning out, showing up on every platform constantly, and shape-shifting just to stay “relevant”—I finally cracked the code.
It wasn’t another launch strategy.
It wasn’t a new platform.
It was this truth: your business will never feel better than you do.
So I stopped chasing the grind and started building systems that could scale without stealing my life. In the first year doing business my way with my husband, we made $150K while traveling full-time and running a leading sexual health brand (we literally make YouTube thumbnails with dick art—talk about teenage dreams coming true 😂). That business has now supported over 14 million humans across the globe.
Fast forward to today—we’ve made over $2 million from ONE signature (see: simple) offer, supported thousands of students, and built an online audience of 200K+ without paid ads or being on every possible social media platform (mostly just 1). Our team is just four badass humans. None of us are full-time because we don’t need to be
We don’t do pressure-built business here.
You can absolutely force your way to your next level of success, but when you know The Vibrant Year way you’ll never want or need to again. We do strategy bathed in self-trust, structure + energy that leads to overflow, and business that feel like best friends—not ball-and-chains.
I created The Vibrant Year to give you that same kind of freedom my clients & I have created.
The kind that feels like cash-flowing offline Mondays, spa-day Wednesdays, and a backend that hums like a luxury massage chair while you go out and actually live your most Vibrant life.
This isn’t about adding more to your already full plate. It’s about relentless alignment & a business that leaves room for MORE instead of sucking everything else dry 💅🏼
YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR, SO HERE’S WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU, VIBRANT ALCHEMIST…
You’re done performing business, faking ease while secretly running on fumes.
You’re done putting on a show for social media when what you really crave is spacious, soul-fed success.
You’re done lying to yourself & pretending the hustle is working.
You’re done chasing the next “quick fix” & the hype.
You want to feel safe, expressed, resourced and obviously be dirty fkn rich in the process.
And you’re ready for it to finally be predictable + feel rejuvenating.
You’re ready for your inner world to sound something like:
- If I desire it, it's meant for me. And I don’t have to sacrifice to get it.
- Money moves fastest when I’m playing, resting, and romancing my life.
- My body + intuition are my business strategy. If it feels good, it is good.
- I build systems so I can scale—and then go rollerskating at 2pm without guilt.
- My intuition is my best business partner.
- Overflow isn’t a bonus. It’s the standard.
- Of course I can. – about everything.
- This new funnel? Built it while dancing in nipple pasties. Sold out in a week.
- My team handles the backend while I’m on retreat this week. Bliss.
- Done is better than perfect. And my sales page is fkn both. 💁🏼♀️
You’re committed to:
- Trusting yourself so fully that doubt no longer runs the show.
- Making bold decisions in minutes, not marinating in overthinking for months.
- Cleaning up the chaos so your business actually feels like a vibe—not just a long to-do list with a sexy logo.
- Leading with pleasure not pressure—because your body’s pace is always correct.
- Being the walking permission slip your clients didn’t even know they were craving—big heart, big vision, big energy. No shrink-to-fit required.
- Living so deeply in alignment that your presence alone invites your clients to rise—before you ever pitch or post.
- Being the kind of integrity filled leader that your life becomes the sales page—because your joy, boundaries, and bank account say more than a thousand launch stories & emails ever could.
When you LEAD like a Vibrant Alchemist:
- 💸 You wake up to Stripe notifications—without trading your weekends, wellness, or self care for them.
- ✨ Your business runs on clarity, not chaos. Offers feel aligned. Systems are simple enough for you to edit yourself. Everything is built to scale without you (or your tech) breaking.
- 🧚🏼♀️ Results stop feeling like a slot machine gamble—because your strategy works, and your energy is calibrated to new cash coming in every single day.
- 🛏️ You rest more. You play more. You receive more pleasure. And your income? Overflowing like clockwork.
- 🧬 You stop bracing for the next ball to drop because you know that the best is yet to come.
- 🌍 You say yes to last-minute flights, midday naps, and wild new international opportunities—because your nervous system finally trusts you to hold them all.
Vibrant Alchemists don’t hustle harder—they alchemize deeper.
This isn’t hustle dressed in designer heels.
It’s overflow that honors your body.
It’s leadership that gives you space to breathe.
This is The Vibrant Year.
You’re not here to keep proving your worth.
You’re here to live like your desires are chasing you. (bc they are)
And I’m here to help you hold it all—with pleasure, precision, and the kind of support that won’t flinch as you expand beyond what anyone else around you can even comprehend.
Let’s build the business your future self is already toasting to 🥂
✨ They're obsessed with The Vibrant Year too 🫶🏼
– B.K.
– C.N.
– J.B.
– Shilpa
– Crystle
– Hannah
The NITTY GRITTY
Only the best for my vibrant alchemists 🧚🏼♀️
Here’s what’s inside The Vibrant Year (aka your next move to overflow with zero overgiving):
✔ 2-4 Live Group Calls Per Month Strategic support & real-time coaching to recalibrate your strategy AND your energy—because alignment moves faster than force. ($3,552/mo value)
✔ Private Telegram Mastermind High-level conversation & rapid breakthroughs with the supportive, energetic community of vibrant alchemists bc you’re not meant to build massive global impact alone + Mariah Tu-Fri ($3,333/mo value)
✔ 3x In-Person Mastermind Day Adventures/yr Deep-dive implementation, collaborations, embodiment, adventures & rejuvenating experiences ($15,000+ value)
✔ Complete Course Library Access Every program I’ve created to help you grow faster while staying in harmony on social media, visibility, nervous system leadership, pricing, offers, backend refinement, pleasure, health, energetic hygiene & more bc learning should be layered and integrated not one & done ($15,000+ value)
✔ Rapid Identity Reset Library Personalized EFT & energetic shifts for instant business upgrades that meet you where you’re at today ($4,800/mo value)
✔ Custom Monthly Design Project Done-for-you branding & assets ($5,555/mo value)
✔ Monthly Content Audits My eyes on your sales pages, email sequences & content ($5,000/mo value)
🦄 The Vibrant Year Mastermind:
Total Value: $52,240
For the next 3 to register, only: $20K PIF (save $1,324)
or $1,777 x 12 months financed
Claim Your Spot Today!EXCLUSIVE UPGRADE: VIP Evolution 1:1 Upgrade (Only 3 Spots Available!)
📝 Monthly 60-min private zoom calls, starting with a deep-dive onboarding session to map out your 7-figure scaling strategy, 90-day action plan, and full business audit – think offers, social media, and backend systems + energy, relationship dynamics & health/nutrition specifics. ($13,332 value)
🧚🏼♀️ Ongoing personalized strategy & refinement 1:1 as your business evolves—no rigid frameworks, just tailored support to match your lifestyle & goals making your time inside TVY even more potent. (priceless)
💫 Beyond Business – This space is for entrepreneurship, shadow work, health, pleasure, relationships, all the things that support your highest expansion. Nothing is off-limits.
🧚🏼♀️ VIP Evolution + monthly 1:1 Upgrade:
Total Value: $65,572
Only: $47K PIF (save $988) | $3,999/month financed (Only 3 spots available)
Ready to build a business that moves, grows and evolves with you?
- Click here to apply
- Or DM me “VIBRANT” on IG to step into a whole new vibrant af dimension.
DISCLAIMERS + LEGAL LOVIN’
Real talk: results vary based on your implementation of our work together & the rate at which you choose to move. But I wholeheartedly believe in this. And I fully believe in you.
Full T&C, earnings disclaimers, and policies available at checkout 💻
